What Nightmares are made of:
What am I afraid of? What are my fears? I don't have much I guess... I'm not afraid of heights or spiders or even death. But there are a few things that give me shivers. I'll admit, they are a little odd. Take a look...
Ahhhh!! I'm so sorry if I made any of you feel faint with that picture. It's hard for me to look at. My fears (in order):
- Giant Fish
- Clydesdale horses
Yup. Thats a fearsome group right? Seriously, big fish make me want to barf my insides out. I'm not talking about sharks -- I would much rather swim into the face of a shark than a giant catfish. Yuck yuck a million times yuck why can't they all just be Nemo? Hands down, giant fish are my biggest fear. If you have heard of noodling (fishing for catfish by putting you hand underwater in a big whole and letting the fish swallow your hand -- that is the stuff nightmares are made off).
Not near as scary as giant fish but still make me cover my eyes are little kids dressed like adults - kidults. The especially scary form of kidults are the miniature hipsters. I can't describe to you why, they just scare me.
Last on the list of my fears is the clydesdale. I've never even seen one in real life, but just hearing about them makes me nervous. I'm not afraid of horses, but these guys are so big and so majestic they don't sound real. This fear is more of a "have such a healthy respect for you and your size and power that it makes me uber nervous to be near you."
Yup. Those are my [irrational] fears.
What are YOU afraid of?