3rd Trimester Rant
I'm starting to feel a little bit like I'm running out of time. I just hit my third trimester today! How did that happen? Didn't I just tell everyone I was pregnant, and just find out we are expecting a precious girl?.. and now I'm on the countdown!? So crazy. As time gets shorter, why does it feel like the checklist just gets longer? I'm continually perplexed by trying to make a baby registry. I've given up the idea of cloth diapers because I can't wrap my mind around the logistics of it all. I feel like I'm not a good decision maker right now -- what should I register for vs. try to borrow or buy on consignment? And, what the heck are the differences between breast pumps anyway?
Don't even get me started on maternity clothes -- WHY FOR THE LOVE OF ICE CREAM are the only pants offered for pregnant women cargos??? Why would a woman, who is already concerned with the fact that her thighs might be growing want to draw attention to them with a big fat pocket?? As my friend Leigh says "Car-go? Car-NO!"
Food? I scare myself every time I ask for a ham & cheese sandwich. I HATE lunch meet. But yup, that is what I want every day twice a day... (don't worry, i microwave it first). And well great, now that I just saw the word ham as I typed it on the screen in front of me... it is now all that I can think of an my mouth is watering. Ham. Ham. HAM!
Nursery? Why is it, whenever you try to really clean something, all that happens is a HUGE mess. Tell me it's not just me?
Wait a second... was that cellulite I just saw??!?!...
I think i'll stop this rant at that.
disclaimer: baby magnolia i love you oh so very much and this is all so very much worth it!