Become Popular @ Work in 2 Easy Steps

1. Force yourself to have to take a sick day because you knocked the livin' daylights out of your skull when trying to leave for work. While you lie in pain in and out of complete conscieousness, everyone will miss you at work, think of fun names to call you, and call to make sure that you are not dieing. The entire next day (and rest of week) you will be greeted with sweet names of affections like: Bumpy, Crash, & Lump Head. Your co-workers might even wear bandaids on their own head in support!

{bump is about 10 times smaller than the first day...picture doesn't do it justice}

2. Still sporting your diminishing bump, take everyone's Sonic orders, pick up, and deliver. Now you're really cool!